The world exists for me.
Wow! Kashii-san, you're really smart.
Friend A
Thank you.
You're the cutest girl at our middle school, Kashii-san.
Friend B
Friend A
Not at all.
Friend E Friend J Friend I Friend D Friend H Friend C Friend G Friend B Friend F Friend A
Can I help you with anything?
Anything at all.
I'll buy that for you.
Let's have lunch together.
You're great!
Kashii-san!
Hm?
This was on the floor.
Hm? Oh, thanks.
A dog?
Episode 4: My First Serious Gal
Hello there, everyone. This is Hashiba Junichi.
I'm currently continuing my research on "gals."
This old man I ran into on a train today was awful.
I mean he really pissed me off.
You see, I've been running into a lot of "gals" recently.
You can't just leave people on "read."
Should be illegal, right?
So I'm looking to see what kinds of gals there are in the world,
besides just Yame-san and Ranko-san.
Huh? You want to know my bra size?
What would you even do if I told you?
This is purely just so I can understand more about Yame-san and Ranko-san...
I can't go any further than this.
I'll get in trouble.
This is totally for Yame-san.
I'm not watching this because I want to.
This is Boite Channel.
Hey, everyone.
How ya doing?
Boa's doing great today.
My servants might be doing a great job.
There's this one person that's getting a bit too arrogant, though.
I think I might have to punish them.
What do you guys think?
Sounds great!
You can always count on Boa.
lolol
Do it.
You guys thinks so, too, huh?
I knew you would.
You're cute.
Good morning, Kashii-san.
Good morning.
Good morning, Yui-chan.
Good morning.
Oh, good morning, Kashii-san.
Good morning.
Thanks for welcoming me everyday, my maid.
You're cleaning quite well today, Sebastian.
My, thank you for taking care of the flowers for me.
My servants are doing quite a good job today.
Good morning.
What brings you guys here this morning?
Well, Keigo won't shut up
about how he saw this super cute girl on some stream.
No, she was super cute!
Hold on a second.
I'll show you right now.
H-Hey, how old do you think she was?
Did she look around seven—
Mr. Lolicon, shut your trap!
Here it is.
Let me see.
Hey there, everyone.
Thanks for coming to see me.
S-See? What'd I tell you.
She's super cute, right?
Y-Yeah, she's wonderful!
Huh?
Isn't this... the girl I saw yesterday?
She is cute, but...
You could call her an angel!
Or maybe even Venus!
The allure of a gal, but with a hidden elegance!
Quite a high-level specimen!
This girl's good.
I know, right?
You guys are way too excited and loud.
Of course we'd be excited!
The heavens have bestowed—
Huh?
What is it? What's wrong?
Well, I'm not sure exactly, but I feel like I've met her somewhere before.
Huh? How's that?
You don't know her, do you?
Don't be silly.
Hey, stop it, Jack.
There's no way he'd know a girl as hot as this.
That tickles.
I love you.
Remembering
Just where did I...
Crap!
I can't remember!
I was almost there...
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it if you try!
I'm so close...
So very close...
Mm, yum!
It's nice to eat outside once in a while.
Y-Yeah.
This is bad! I'm seriously getting nervous!
I'm eating lunch with Yame-san!
Wait... Could this be?!
And there.
Okay, say "ah"!
Ah!
How is it? Good?
I'm so embarrassed, I don't really know.
Silly.
I guess I'll have to do something to make it taste even better, then.
Now I'll feed it to you.
F-Feed it to me?!
Oh no. Oh no!
Yame-san's going to...
B-But a man never turns down a woman!
Here I go!
I can do this.
What's wrong? You've got a weird look on your face.
Oh, it's nothing.
Huh?
Yeah, that's not going to happen!
And it's because...
...Ranko-san's here, too.
You weren't thinking up any funny business, were you, Mr. Virgin?
You shouldn't do that while eating.
It's gross.
Actually, considering that thing the other day with Ranko-san,
I bet she's still planning something.
She's definitely planning something!
She's scary...
Oh, I'm sorry to bother you during lunch.
K-Kashii-san, what's wrong?
Oh, Hashiba-kun, I need you for a second.
Do you have a moment?
O-Oh, me?
Damn it.
Yeah, you definitely are bothering us,
so you'd better be sorry.
Since you seem to realize that, why don't you get lost?
Hey, Ranko-san...
I'm so sorry.
I just needed to talk to Hashiba-kun, so...
I'm so very sorry.
Um... uh...
Talk to you later, Hashiba-kun.
Hey, Mr. Virgin...
You got something going with that girl?
N-No, not at all.
Nothing.
You're looking a bit too smug for nothing going on.
No, it's really nothing!
I'm not sure about that.
She looks innocent, but...
I've got a bad feeling about her.
Hm?
Anyway, I'm going to hang out with my friends today.
I see...
Okay...
What's wrong?
You look like a dog waiting at home for his master.
N-No, I don't...
See you later, Doggy.
Thanks for waiting!
Hashiba-kun.
Huh? Kashii-san?
Sorry about that.
I didn't get a chance to talk to you at lunch.
Oh, right.
So why did you need me?
The teacher asked me to get some things,
but there's a lot to get,
so I was hoping you could help me out.
Huh? Me?
Think you could help?
S-Sure, if that's all you need.
Thank you, Hashiba-kun.
Welcome.
Thanks.
Huh? Weren't we supposed to be getting things?
Why did we come to a cafe?
Hashiba-kun.
Wh-What is it?
Want to get something?
Uh, um...
I guess I'll get some coffee.
Then I'll have some tea.
Excuse me!
One second.
I-It couldn't be that Kashii-san's ignoring our teacher and slacking off, right?
No way.
Kashii-san's so serious, she wouldn't...
Hm?
Wait...
I've heard of this.
There's a certain type of "serious" gal. That is...
The "serious slut."
Slut... Slut...
Hashiba... Hashiba...
Hashiba...
Now then...
Huh?
Kashii-san?
H-Huh?
Wh-Why are you sitting next to me?
This cafe doesn't get many customers.
It's a "hole in the wall."
Wh-What would you mean by that?
What?
K-Kashii-san...
Also...
The owner's gone out to buy some things, so no matter how loud we get,
things should be fine.
W-We can't do this.
I-I'll just...
So delicious...
Why does everyone always—
S-Stop...!
Yep, could happen.
Here's your coffee.
Enjoy.
Hey, Hashiba-kun.
There's something I'd like to ask you.
Wh-What is it?
About Yame-san...
You've gotten pretty close to her lately.
W-Well, you know how it is...
Are you really dating her?
I'm not sure.
I guess we are, technically?
I see...
That's surprising.
I didn't think you'd get along with a girl like Yame-san.
I was convinced that a calm, mature girl was more your type.
I'm surprised myself.
But Yame-san has a lot of good things about her...
Totally pisses me off.
I mean, can you believe it?
Why is my servant dog wagging his tail for another girl? I mean, come on.
Perv Friend
And then takes a look at me and gets all red, even though he's just this virgin dog...
I can't believe he'd start going out with a girl other than me.
To top it all off, the other boys are trying to get his leftovers.
How can I just let this go?
My "royal guard"—this four-eyes, some wild-looking guy, and a lolicon.
They're not even close to loyal.
I mean, what's the point?
Banish them!
Kick them out!
I knew you guys would think the same thing!
Thank you!
I hope you keep giving Boa your support!
Thank you!
Right!
Seriously?
Yeah, seriously.
Oh, Jun—
Hashiba-kun.
K-Kashii-san?
Thanks for yesterday.
It didn't really feel like I helped out.
What's wrong, Yukacchi?
No, you really did.
I felt a lot better since you were there to talk to.
Thanks, Hashiba-kun.
If you say so...
If I really helped out, then...
Don't try this at home! This is illegal in Japan!
Never do this.
What do you have to talk about?
Y-You dragged us all back here...
You don't want anyone else to hear, huh?
Yes, that's correct.
I'll get the "free c*ndy" van.
Turn yourself in, man.
I want you to look at this.
Huh? This is the girl from yesterday, right?
The one you said you'd met before.
So you remembered, then?
Is she someone you know?
Yep, she is.
Seriously? Introduce us—
There's no need for that.
Come on! Don't keep her for yourself.
No, that's not it.
You see... This girl is...
someone very close to us.
What?!
This is the proof.
It's Kashii?!
She totally isn't the type!
It's hard to tell with all the makeup, but take a good look.
Complete Match
Complete....
...match.
And here's the final proof.
My "royal guard"—this four-eyes, some wild-looking guy, and a lolicon.
They're not even close to loyal.
I mean, what's the point?
W-Wait...
Could this be...
Us?
You can't brush this under the rug as a mere coincidence.
There's no doubt about it.
This streamer is...
Interesting story you've got there.
Tell me more.
Honjou Ranko!
Yukacchi, let's go home.
Huh? Sure.
Hashiba-kun.
Oh, Kashii-san...
Do you have a minute?
Hey, Yukacchi, come on.
Sorry, coming!
Does the teacher need our help again today?
No.
I have a personal favor to ask you today.
Huh?
Would you mind?
N-No, I guess...
Huh?
Wha— K-Kashii-san?
Come with me.
W-With you where?!
To somewhere private.
W-Wait!
Well, I guess this would be private.
Normally, you can't come up here,
but I got permission, so don't worry.
So what's the favor?
Kashii-san...?
I just can't take it anymore.
Huh?
This is your fault.
Huh?
M-My fault?!
When I start thinking about you, I just can't take it.
When you're talking with your friends at lunch,
when we're doing things for the teacher...
And even right now...
Wh-What?!
Heart
What's going on?!
Does Kashii-san like me?!
Sh-She likes me?
No, no, that couldn't be the case.
But this situation and her attitude...
Could she...?
Could she...?!
Th-This is embarrassing, but...
I'm going to say it.
I...
I... like you.
I was hoping you'd go out with me.
Me and Kashii-san...
I want you to break up with Yame-san.
I want you to break up with her and go out with me.
I want you...
I want you to be only mine.
B-But...
I...
I like Yame-san...
Junichi.
I'm sorry, Kashii-san.
I'm really happy, but...
I'm really happy a girl as cute as you would ask me out, but...
I can't.
You're just a dog.
Huh?
You're just a dog!
Why won't you do as I say?!
You're just a dog!
I don't want this!
I don't want it at all!
What?
All you have to do is pay attention to me, Doggy!
I'm your master.
I'm your owner!
You can't wag your tail for someone else! You can't be nice to them!
Woof.
U-Uh...
Dog?
Am I this "Doggy"?
I know how to make you listen to me
if you're going to be so disobedient!
Huh?
This.
This is...
That's right.
Our date at that cafe the other day.
I was recording us the entire time.
Don't try this at home! This is illegal in Japan!
Never do this.
I think I might just show this to Yame-san.
Pretty good idea, right?
H-Hey, don't do that!
Then go out with me.
I'll delete the data on here if you do.
What should I do?
Yame-san, I...
Hold it right there!
Ranko-san?! Guys?!
Jump!
Watch out! Watch out!
You're jumping from pretty high up!
We were listening.
Being pretty arrogant, are we?
What?
What's up with you guys?
This isn't your beeswax. Get lost.
Now don't be so mean.
Let us join in, too.
You've got to be joking.
I've got permission to be up here,
but the roof is off-limits.
Get out of here.
Wh-What?
I want to be part of your "royal guard," too.
Boa-sama.
Where did you hear that?
Who knows?
What's your price? Cheese from Bunkado?
Hashiba-kun.
Huh?
You can have this.
What?
And you guys...?
Yes, we know.
But...
Don't worry.
We're...
...supreme gentlemen.
What's going on?
You don't have to worry about it, Mr. Virgin.
Right...
I don't want to see Yukana sad.
Huh?
Junichi!
Yame-san!
Let's go home together.
Oh yeah, didn't Yame-san go home without me not too long ago?
Were you with Kashii-san again?
K-Kashii-san's been asking me for help a lot lately.
B-But that's all—we weren't doing anything weird.
I know that.
Huh?
You're totally head over heels for me, right?
I'm not worried at all.
Yame-san!
What the hell, stupid spray-on tan?!
I was so close...
I'm totally not giving up!
This color looks good on you.
What a wonderful makeover.
Illustration: Coffee Kizoku
This is Boite Channel.
I'm here as a guest today!
Hi there! Ayumi here!
Kokoro here!
You're not a guest!
We keep getting fewer lines!
You had lines as Students A and B. Thank me.
Boobless babe.
Babeless boob.
Next Episode: My First Half-Assed Gal
You two don't have them either!
That's it!
We need the author to give us big boobs!